Sunday, February 11, 2007

Phone Sex, The Slump Buster

I'm sick lately. I had to cancel going to the Ultimate Fighting Championships with JCB yesterday, and I've been moping around the apartment all day. It is below zero in Chicago lately, I have not been in the mood to go out because the weather has been so brutal, you feel like your face is going to fall off just walking to your car.

Last night I stayed in and watched a movie. I was really bored, so I called this one girl from online who gave me her number last week. I had sort of written her off because she is sort of larger than I normally go for. She has a really pretty face though, but after evaluating the situation I decided not to pursue it. I do a lot of crazy things when I'm bored, though.

So last night I call her up and I am running game on her just to practice - I run through the 4 questions routine, the road diverges into 3 paths routine, even the goddamn 'cube'. She loves it. 'What are you some kind of psychologist?' she says. All of a sudden she starts talking freaky! She starts taking her clothes off and starts playing with her vibrator and talking all this nasty sex talk. It is late and she does have a sexy voice - so I join in! She has me so horny that I tell her to get over here now, so I can sexx her. She tells me if it wasn't one in the morning and 10 degrees below zero, she would!

She tells me I can call her tonight after I go out with my friends. Which means if I wanted to, I could bring her over to my place and sexx her.

I don't have many prospects at the moment. I have been talking to a couple of women, now but they are not that great. There is also the dreaded AHBRussianGirl, but I've been trying to spend time away from her. Should I just sexx this girl and not tell anyone? I've been confronted with similar situations in the past and I've always decided not to. This time I could just be horny enough to go through with it. I am the world's biggest jackass. I probably wouldn't take her to meet my friends or anything. Does this make me horribly superficial? I like talking to her, and she had me turned on last night, though.

A man gets lonely for female companionship. One friend of mine, he is a natural. I haven't known him for long, but one of our other friends tells me he always has some type of girl. This natural friend of mine tells me to 'harness the power of The Slump Buster'. What is the Slump Buster you ask? The answer, he tells me is this: 'sometimes, you gotta fvck the ugs'. He tells me that when he is in a slump, he fvcks ugs, this eliminates the 'aura of desperation' that surrounds a guy when he is not getting sex. Women can sense that you are getting laid, even by an ug. And you don't care what happens with any one girl because you are at least getting some. JCB tells me that he has had one night stands with some overweight women in the past.


Now, this guy has had a girlfriend for a year. I have seen the girlfriend and she is about a 7 in looks - only barely above mediocre, even by my standards, which aren't terribly high. Seems that the Slump Buster has worked for him but, is he really satisfied with this girl? I wouldn't be, even though that may sound really superficial. Honestly, we could get along and have all kinds of stuff in common, but I wouldn't want to commit myself to that a 7, not when I know that I can get 9's if I really work on my game and push myself.

I've gotten a fair amount of winks online - but they are mainly ugs. My natural friend would tell me to game these girls and fvck them, hence the Slump Buster. I just can't bring myself to do it. I have had two girls in the past week wink at me, and basically give their phone numbers to me and ask me out. I just stopped responding to them because I can't get myself worked up enough about them since I'm not that physically attracted to them.

What is your feeling about the Slump Buster? Do you think I am shooting myself in the foot, cheating myself out of something (sex, a good relationship) because my standards may be too high?

4 comments:

Resilient said...

Nothing wrong with slump busters, but keep the #count down. The more you sleep with, the harder it will be to have a strong true connection with the one you plan to marry.

I f-closed an UG last year when I was on a drought for a year. It was nice getting validation again after suffering from a bad case of oneitis, but I got clingy fast when I tried to turn it into a f-buddy deal. I learned a valuable lesson with challenge though.

Another thing to think about is that women don't have hangups about sex. Their ASD only gets triggered if you make them self-conscious about how you view them as. Make them feel comfortable, accepted, isolate, close.

Nonchalant said...

After f-closing an UG, do you think it is possible to take it back down to friends level? Or is any friendship at that point doomed since you have already hooked up? This is funny because this is the dilemna girls face all the time when they LJBF guys.

Resilient said...

My current g/f is buddy buddy with all the guy friends she's hooked up with. She is only because she has LSE. If she had HSE, they would have been NEXT politely with the brush off then moved on. My UG and I took some time to get past the booty text stage and became friends again over normal texting/myspace, but she wouldn't agree to meeting up for coffee to chat. If you're not into her, don't stick around and be emotional tampon on the phone. You'll be wasting your time.

Reverend K said...

The real problem here is that you feel guilty about the whole ONS thing. You feel like you're going to be this bad, mean man if you fuck and forget.

As long as you're not lying about wanting a LTR, then you're not doing anything wrong. People hook up for ONS and NSA-sex all the time. Not everyone wants to be in a serious thing.

You're a man. You want to fuck. Own that and don't feel bad about it. It's like a bird being upset that it sings.