A Tale of Two Concerts

HBLacunaCoil is fading. And I gave her a cool name and everything! The reason I call her that was she was supposed to go to the Lacuna Coil concert with me last week, but she never returned the call when I called her to confirm. It was alright I guess, since I couldn't get her a ticket anyway and just needed some type of a time bridge. Turns out that bridge was burned. The Lacuna Coil show was pretty fun, though, even though I didn't really like Shadows Fall and I absolutely hated Stone Sour. What a shitty band. Me and my friends went out to eat at this pretty average Mexican restaurant beforehand. There were a lot of cute girls at this concert, seems like Stone Sour is getting pretty popular with the college crowd. I really wanted to make some approaches that night but I didn't because: a. the music was really loud, and b. I'm a huge pussy.


I'm really tired of dating bitches. Every time I think I meet someone nice, she turns out to be another flakey bitch who thinks her shit don't stink. I honestly walked away from the McDonalds date thinking that was my best date yet. Imagine my surprise when she doesn't return my call.


HBYooper, on the other hand, is totally hooked. It is getting really hot and heavy, I'm doing some really porno shit with her. I guess you win some, you lose some. I really like this girl, as I told JCB she may be gf material. More on her later...

Last weekend I went out with JCB and Uncle Meat, along with JCB's friends from work, to see this band the Gufs play the Double Door in Wicker Park. The bands were ok, I liked the second band a lot better than the headliners. We made some approaches, I had 7 I think that night. Not my best night of sarging, I felt a bit rusty. Me and JCB pretty much sarged the place clean between the two of us, we both admitted it was not our best night. Uncle Meat is a bad PUA. He cuts in on people's sets, I saw him trying to cut into JCB's friend's set. Some other weirdness that night: JCB's friend was hitting on some plain jane looking chick, we found out later he went home with her - then I found out later the dude is married with kids. Haha what a scumbag. We joke about him a lot now when we go out. This one girl JCB works with was there with her husband, and he was trying to get her to pick up a girl for a threesome. Freaks! There was this one bitchy fat girl who kept fucking me up all night, I kept trying to hit on her friend but I think she was talking shit about me.

Once you open your first set, the room becomes smaller, people seem more human and less intimidating than when you first enter the room. The problem that night was too much alcohol, too many people cutting into my sets, premature ejectulation rearing its ugly head once again.

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