I have a girlfriend now

I guess it was inevitable, with all the time and effort I've put into this dating thing the past year. It caught me completely by surprise - she just referred to me as her 'boyfriend' in an offhand way, I guess I could have said maybe we're rushing into things, but I'm not going to say 'I'm not your boyfriend' to some chick who just let me sleep over five nights in a row. Some other cool shit about this girl - she's told me that I'm the best sex she's ever had. How about that? Nice, right?

This is how awesome she is - we're laying in bed, she gets up at 5:30 in the morning to go to her triathalon training, changes into these skimpy shorts, goes and runs like 3 miles, swims a mile, bikes another mile or so, whatever it is she does at these training things, then comes back and screws me until noon. JCB was like, holy crap you've hit the jackpot. My therapist thinks we are taking things too fast. He knows all of the crap I need to accomplish in terms of my career and financial goals, yesterday he asked me where a new girlfriend fits into all of this. I guess it doesn't. This is the totally frivolous part of life that honestly, doesn't mean anything. I mean, if things don't work out with this girl I will still have my mission to attend to. It sure makes everything a bit more interesting, though. I think if I didn't have this girl in my life right now, and I was still the guy going out and hitting on women every night at the bars, my life would be a lot more grim.

I got sick over the weekend, I got a headache, probably from staying up all night and lack of sleep, a bit of a fever. A sore throat, I wonder if she also has a sore throat or if I caught some kind of virus from her. I really hope it's not anything like mono. Kind of sucks I'm sick right now, I have a lot of crap I have to take care of before I go into work tomorrow.

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Feeling vulnerable

So I had this two day F marathon with this girl I met last week. It was pretty incredible. I feel like my mind is scrambled, I had the day off work to take care of some shyt, but all I do is think about this girl. My game was really tight when I got her in bed, but now that she has rocked my world, I feel like the tables are turned. Yesterday I called her, she called me back on the phone, and we talked for a long time. I probably could have told her to come over or something but honestly I need a couple of days to rest up after last weekend. It is only a feeling I get, but I feel like she may be losing interest slightly. Or maybe it is normal to go through a slight depression/feeling of being with someone? I don't know. I feel like I need to go out and game again, get back into my life and take care of shyt.

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And the number one way to make your problems in life disappear - this works every time, afaik ... marathon, mind blowing sex with an attractive woman. This is what the game is all about, and it makes all of the bullshit that I've had to deal with worthwhile. HBYooper has been thoroughly rocking my world every night for the past 5 days and I am going back for another dose tonight. This is just really intense, I like hanging out with her too, she's really easy to talk to - when we're talking, that is. I'm not sure how I feel about her, I hardly know her. However, I don't have the usual gut feeling that this will end badly. I think however it ends, it'll be worth it. God and I took this week off to take care of taxes and other mindless financial paperwork - I can't do anything but think about tonight's festivities.

Happy birthday Amanda Wilson, President of Canada

Last week was pretty cool. I had the infamous makeout date at my house with HBYooper. On Thursday I was exhausted, but I met JCB in Wicker Park to hit some bars with his friends from work. We met up with Effect and the Photographer at McGearty's. The Photographer was drunk and was showing us his porno pictures on my laptop. This kind of pissed off the waitress at McGearty's who already hates us. Mental note to start hanging out at a different coffee shop, I'm going to miss the free internet access at this place. We went to Pint, but at this point I realized I was exhausted and went home. They told me later they went to Debonair, the girls we were supposed to meet up with never arrived.

On Friday, me, JCB, Uncle Meat and Don Stefano, went to First Friday at the MCA. This was one of the most entertaining sarging nights in a long time. We had a lot to drink that night. I made a lot of approaches - 15 in all that night, felt like I had a lot of good sets. Anyways, I feel like I could have close some, and this is going to sound like a huge cop out but I blame Don Stefano for ruining a couple of really good sets. Also, honestly, I'm glad that I haven't lost my ability to approach, but I'm running into my old problem of ejecting early again. I hate that. Later in the night, me and JCB talked about forcing ourselves to hang in a set at least 15-20 minutes, no matter how badly it's going. From now on I'm going to try to do this, what do I have to lose. Uncle Meat bailed again mysteriously, not sure what to make of this dude.

Later in the night we went to Crobar, where JCB was on the guest list. We got in free using this pass phrase this guy gave us - we asked for 'Amanda Wilson' at the front door. Actually, we thought it was 'Amanda Jones' but later we found out it was 'Amanda Wilson'. This is crazy, but my first set of the night - I asked her name and she said 'Amanda Wilson'! THE Amanda, I asked her who she was and she said 'I'm the president of Canada'. I think she was drunk and fucking around with us. Also, turns out Amanda Wilson was the supposed fuck buddy of some dude JCB knew, and he got pissed when he saw me trying to game her. Oh well. There was also a set of really drunk girls - one of them wearing a tiara, turns out it was her birthday - who asked me and JCB to take pictures of them. Later on we were all dancing, when one of the girls gets in a fistfight(!) with some other drunk chick on the dancefloor. JCB broke it up - then the Crobar security guys came in and kicked the girls out. It was cool we got to see at catfight at least. Don Stefano is the man on the dance floor, by the way.

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A Tale of Two Concerts

HBLacunaCoil is fading. And I gave her a cool name and everything! The reason I call her that was she was supposed to go to the Lacuna Coil concert with me last week, but she never returned the call when I called her to confirm. It was alright I guess, since I couldn't get her a ticket anyway and just needed some type of a time bridge. Turns out that bridge was burned. The Lacuna Coil show was pretty fun, though, even though I didn't really like Shadows Fall and I absolutely hated Stone Sour. What a shitty band. Me and my friends went out to eat at this pretty average Mexican restaurant beforehand. There were a lot of cute girls at this concert, seems like Stone Sour is getting pretty popular with the college crowd. I really wanted to make some approaches that night but I didn't because: a. the music was really loud, and b. I'm a huge pussy.


I'm really tired of dating bitches. Every time I think I meet someone nice, she turns out to be another flakey bitch who thinks her shit don't stink. I honestly walked away from the McDonalds date thinking that was my best date yet. Imagine my surprise when she doesn't return my call.


HBYooper, on the other hand, is totally hooked. It is getting really hot and heavy, I'm doing some really porno shit with her. I guess you win some, you lose some. I really like this girl, as I told JCB she may be gf material. More on her later...

Last weekend I went out with JCB and Uncle Meat, along with JCB's friends from work, to see this band the Gufs play the Double Door in Wicker Park. The bands were ok, I liked the second band a lot better than the headliners. We made some approaches, I had 7 I think that night. Not my best night of sarging, I felt a bit rusty. Me and JCB pretty much sarged the place clean between the two of us, we both admitted it was not our best night. Uncle Meat is a bad PUA. He cuts in on people's sets, I saw him trying to cut into JCB's friend's set. Some other weirdness that night: JCB's friend was hitting on some plain jane looking chick, we found out later he went home with her - then I found out later the dude is married with kids. Haha what a scumbag. We joke about him a lot now when we go out. This one girl JCB works with was there with her husband, and he was trying to get her to pick up a girl for a threesome. Freaks! There was this one bitchy fat girl who kept fucking me up all night, I kept trying to hit on her friend but I think she was talking shit about me.

Once you open your first set, the room becomes smaller, people seem more human and less intimidating than when you first enter the room. The problem that night was too much alcohol, too many people cutting into my sets, premature ejectulation rearing its ugly head once again.

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